she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
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no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
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looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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