Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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