real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
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Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
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NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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