You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
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