Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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