yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
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I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
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I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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