Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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