It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
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did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
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Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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