Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
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I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
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margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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