it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
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