Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
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today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
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I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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