So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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