would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
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We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
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i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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