yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
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