Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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