I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
He felt like a one man threesome
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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