The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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