I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
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Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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