Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
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She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
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Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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