imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
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how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
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I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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