the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
4 words: hood of his car
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
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Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
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Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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