i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
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Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
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there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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