apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
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i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
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I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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