Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
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and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
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So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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