i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
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i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
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We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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