Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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