who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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