at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
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P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
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I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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