you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
Randomize
