This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
as a side note pls kill me
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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