just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
