shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
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Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
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Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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