I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
Church boner. Awkwardddd
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
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Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
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IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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