I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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