There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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