So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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