quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
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and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
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I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
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