He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
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