do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
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it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
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And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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