Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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