actually, I'm a sock model
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
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