How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I think i got beer on your cat.
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