I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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