can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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