yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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