Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
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I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
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Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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