For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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