that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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