guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I cut my penus on the lid.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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