We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize