Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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