My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
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