Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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