erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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