I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
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she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
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My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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