Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
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because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
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i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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