4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
this hospital has no fireball
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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